analtampon:

when u have to tell ur family member that the hair tie in their hair is not a hair the but ur cock ring :/


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when u have to tell ur family member that the hair tie in their hair is not a hair the but ur cock ring :/


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New mobile theme 👌


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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

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CRIES A BOUT THAT EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS FOR THE NEXT 5 DAYS 


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omg there are people at work (I work at Halloween Express I never told you that my bad) and I’ve had a couple people who were just like “This is WAAAY too short….” and it’s from fucking Leg Avenue and it’s like ofc its short what were you thinking?

lmfao my friend works at lovers lane as a manager and she had a woman come in saying that one of the costumes was too sluttty, like uhm lmao where do u think u r


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GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

docmario:

❤ male:
❤ female:
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:

(via roserayyde)


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i love when people do the mens/womens halloween  costume comparisons because 9/10 times the womens costume is from lovers lane and like yea of course its sexualized you’re buying it from a fucking sex shop you imbecile


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hyrulewarriors: bruh my piss is so transparent. i bet u wish ur punk ass was as well hydrated as i am 

all this pee and urine trouble


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just restarted my Y version and ran into a shiny pansage O_O


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